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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...

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• (585): View more from New York

  there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk

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• (914): View more from New York

  shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged

  (248): View more from Michigan

  But I guess hugs would be nice

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.

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