I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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