how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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