fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yo dont text me then not text me
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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