he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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