Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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