Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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