It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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