ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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