I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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