'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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