Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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