He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.