I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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