Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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