Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think... (985): wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb http://tfl.nu/zhoe
  Replies (13) Good night (1063) Bad night (1374)
• Favorite

  (224): View more from Illinois

  So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (224): So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went? http://tfl.nu/eczc
  Replies (46) Good night (4569) Bad night (1075)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again http://tfl.nu/3rrj
  Replies (7) Good night (1253) Bad night (3112)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her. http://tfl.nu/io8a
  Replies (3) Good night (1933) Bad night (1332)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked http://tfl.nu/4oxw
  Replies (6) Good night (3869) Bad night (974)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning. http://tfl.nu/hea7
  Replies (8) Good night (3307) Bad night (883)
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me. http://tfl.nu/m19j
  Replies (5) Good night (1705) Bad night (762)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him. (910): Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer. http://tfl.nu/vb0s
  Replies (4) Good night (2253) Bad night (714)
• Favorite

  (719): View more from Colorado

  I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (719): I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life http://tfl.nu/rr8c
  Replies (5) Good night (1368) Bad night (529)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate. http://tfl.nu/d4gp
  Replies (10) Good night (861) Bad night (524)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars http://tfl.nu/h89f
  Replies (5) Good night (677) Bad night (357)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader http://tfl.nu/jd8g
  Replies (6) Good night (804) Bad night (592)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/bcib
  Replies (2) Good night (378) Bad night (773)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag http://tfl.nu/44av
  Replies (2) Good night (236) Bad night (687)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home. http://tfl.nu/9ut5
  Replies (1) Good night (569) Bad night (253)

Randomize