Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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