Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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