is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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