we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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