i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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