she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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