Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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