there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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