Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
