I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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