I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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