Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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