It's like God shit irony all over that family
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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