VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
