Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I can't put those talents on a resume
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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