i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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