if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
