it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just pee around me
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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