He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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