Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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