He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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