: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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