Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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