I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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