guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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