I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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