quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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