your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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