That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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