wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
