I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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