is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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