Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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