do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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