The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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