just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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