You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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