i barfeds in our rink
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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