Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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