At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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