How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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